1. Accordionated - adj. Being able to drive and refold a road map at the same time.
2. Aeropalmics - n. The study of wind resistance conducted by holding a cupped hand out the car window.
3. Mummabolic Chorus - n. When three or more people are singing along to a tune and suddenly discover they are all faking their way through the unintelligible lyrics.
4. Narcolepulacy - n. The contagious action of yawning, causing everyone in sight to also yawn.
5. Oreosis - n. The practice of eating the cream center of an Oreo before eating the cookie outsides.
6. Pajangle - n. Condition of waking up with your pajamas turned 180 degrees.
7. Prestofrigeration - n. The peculiar habit, when searching for a snack, of constantly returning tothe refrigerator in hopes that something new will have materialized.
8. Rignition - n. The embarrassing action of trying to start one's car with the engine already running.
9. Sark - n. The marks left on one's ankle after wearing tube socks all day.
10. Turfigee and Pedigee - n. The two extreme target points of a rotary lawn sprinkler, TURFIGEE being the safest point at which to walk past, PEDIGEE being the most dangerous.
11. Tanumbum - n. The sorry side of the Christmas tree that gets placed toward the wall.
12. Wondracide - v. The act of mangling a piece of soft white bread with a pat of cold butter.
Monday, April 27, 2009
Sunday, April 19, 2009
Natural Highs:
1. Falling in love.
2. Laughing so hard your face hurts.
3. A hot shower.
4. No lines at the supermarket.
5. A special glance.
6. Getting mail.
7. Taking a drive on a pretty road.
8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio.
9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside.
10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer.
11. Chocolate milkshake (vanilla or strawberry).
12. A bubble bath.
13. Giggling.
14. A good conversation.
15. The beach.
16. Finding a 20 dollar bill in your coat from last winter.
17. Laughing at yourself.
18. Looking into their eyes and knowing they love you.
19. Midnight phone calls that last for hours.
20. Running through sprinklers.
21. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all.
22. Having someone tell you that you’re beautiful.
23. Laughing at an inside joke with friends.
25. Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice about you.
26. Waking up and realizing you still have a few hours left to sleep.
27. Your first kiss (either the very first or with a new partner).
28. Making new friends or spending time with old ones.
29. Playing with a new puppy or kitten.
30. Having someone play with your hair.
31. Sweet dreams.
32. Hot chocolate.
33. Road trips with friends.
34. Swinging on swings.
35. Making eye contact with a cute stranger.
36. Making chocolate chip cookies. (And eating the chocolate chips while doing it.)
37. Having your friends send you homemade cookies.
38. Holding hands with someone you care about.
39. Running into an old friend and realizing that some things (good or bad) never change.
40. Watching the expression on someone’s face as they open a much desired present from you.
41. Watching the sunrise.
42. Getting out of bed every morning and being grateful for another beautiful day.
43. Knowing that somebody misses you.
44. Getting a hug from someone you care about deeply.
45. Knowing you’ve done the right thing, no matter what other people think.
2. Laughing so hard your face hurts.
3. A hot shower.
4. No lines at the supermarket.
5. A special glance.
6. Getting mail.
7. Taking a drive on a pretty road.
8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio.
9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside.
10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer.
11. Chocolate milkshake (vanilla or strawberry).
12. A bubble bath.
13. Giggling.
14. A good conversation.
15. The beach.
16. Finding a 20 dollar bill in your coat from last winter.
17. Laughing at yourself.
18. Looking into their eyes and knowing they love you.
19. Midnight phone calls that last for hours.
20. Running through sprinklers.
21. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all.
22. Having someone tell you that you’re beautiful.
23. Laughing at an inside joke with friends.
25. Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice about you.
26. Waking up and realizing you still have a few hours left to sleep.
27. Your first kiss (either the very first or with a new partner).
28. Making new friends or spending time with old ones.
29. Playing with a new puppy or kitten.
30. Having someone play with your hair.
31. Sweet dreams.
32. Hot chocolate.
33. Road trips with friends.
34. Swinging on swings.
35. Making eye contact with a cute stranger.
36. Making chocolate chip cookies. (And eating the chocolate chips while doing it.)
37. Having your friends send you homemade cookies.
38. Holding hands with someone you care about.
39. Running into an old friend and realizing that some things (good or bad) never change.
40. Watching the expression on someone’s face as they open a much desired present from you.
41. Watching the sunrise.
42. Getting out of bed every morning and being grateful for another beautiful day.
43. Knowing that somebody misses you.
44. Getting a hug from someone you care about deeply.
45. Knowing you’ve done the right thing, no matter what other people think.
Saturday, April 18, 2009
10 Words That Don't Exist But Should:
01. AQUADEXTROUS - adj. Possessing the ability to turn the bathroom faucet on and off with your toes.
02. CARPERPETUATION - n. The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.
03. DISCONFECT - v. To sterilize a piece of candy you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming this will somehow "remove" all the germs.
04. ELBONICS - n. The actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater (airplane).
05. FRUST - n. The small line of debris that refuses to be swept onto the dust pan and keep backing a person across the room until he finally decides to give up and sweep it under the rug.
06. LACTOMANGULATION - n. Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the "illegal" side.
07. PEPPIER - n. The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want ground pepper.
08. PHONESIA - n. The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.
09. PUPKUS - n. The moist residue left on a window after a dog presses its nose to it.
10. TELECRASTINATION - n. The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away.
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So, I am officially a FAIL at updating this. :/
02. CARPERPETUATION - n. The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.
03. DISCONFECT - v. To sterilize a piece of candy you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming this will somehow "remove" all the germs.
04. ELBONICS - n. The actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater (airplane).
05. FRUST - n. The small line of debris that refuses to be swept onto the dust pan and keep backing a person across the room until he finally decides to give up and sweep it under the rug.
06. LACTOMANGULATION - n. Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the "illegal" side.
07. PEPPIER - n. The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want ground pepper.
08. PHONESIA - n. The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.
09. PUPKUS - n. The moist residue left on a window after a dog presses its nose to it.
10. TELECRASTINATION - n. The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away.
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So, I am officially a FAIL at updating this. :/
Monday, December 29, 2008
Monday, December 8, 2008
I can forgive it, I can't forget it
so, i havent posted in just about forever, :/.
Lately lifes been kinda, ughhhh.
Best friends suck. Well, she's not really my best friend, but she says I'm hers. If I'm her BEST friend, she must treat the rest of her friends like comeplete and utter shit. But I have a feeling she doesn't. It's probably just me. I don't know how much longer I can take it before I snap, but I don't think it's going to be long.
I can't wait for August. I'm soooo outta here it's not even funny. I just wish my move would take my suggestion of moving to California seriously. Although, I'd settle for just out of the Falls, outta WI would be better though.
Another thing, I'm getting sick of seeing the Jonas Brothers everywhere. I mean, I love there music and all, but they are EVERYWHERE!!! Everywhere I look, there they are. But on the upside, they're not bad to look at, lol. ;]
Guess what I just realized? I've had this one song on reapeat for the last hour and a half. Hah, I've been so involved in my thoughts I didn't even notice. Yeah, I'm coollllll. Haha.
I've been sick lately and I'm really hoping for a snowday, I don't think I'm going to be better by tomorrow and I don't want to fall further behind, especially in Chem, because I think Mr. Kellogg hates me because of my sister. Seriously, that's the one teacher that doesn't adore her. He's my favorite for that, lol.
Anyway, I'm tired. G'nite!
:]
Lately lifes been kinda, ughhhh.
Best friends suck. Well, she's not really my best friend, but she says I'm hers. If I'm her BEST friend, she must treat the rest of her friends like comeplete and utter shit. But I have a feeling she doesn't. It's probably just me. I don't know how much longer I can take it before I snap, but I don't think it's going to be long.
I can't wait for August. I'm soooo outta here it's not even funny. I just wish my move would take my suggestion of moving to California seriously. Although, I'd settle for just out of the Falls, outta WI would be better though.
Another thing, I'm getting sick of seeing the Jonas Brothers everywhere. I mean, I love there music and all, but they are EVERYWHERE!!! Everywhere I look, there they are. But on the upside, they're not bad to look at, lol. ;]
Guess what I just realized? I've had this one song on reapeat for the last hour and a half. Hah, I've been so involved in my thoughts I didn't even notice. Yeah, I'm coollllll. Haha.
I've been sick lately and I'm really hoping for a snowday, I don't think I'm going to be better by tomorrow and I don't want to fall further behind, especially in Chem, because I think Mr. Kellogg hates me because of my sister. Seriously, that's the one teacher that doesn't adore her. He's my favorite for that, lol.
Anyway, I'm tired. G'nite!
:]
Monday, November 24, 2008
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