More Words That Don't Exist But Should:

1. Accordionated - adj. Being able to drive and refold a road map at the same time.
2. Aeropalmics - n. The study of wind resistance conducted by holding a cupped hand out the car window.
3. Mummabolic Chorus - n. When three or more people are singing along to a tune and suddenly discover they are all faking their way through the unintelligible lyrics.
4. Narcolepulacy - n. The contagious action of yawning, causing everyone in sight to also yawn.
5. Oreosis - n. The practice of eating the cream center of an Oreo before eating the cookie outsides.
6. Pajangle - n. Condition of waking up with your pajamas turned 180 degrees.
7. Prestofrigeration - n. The peculiar habit, when searching for a snack, of constantly returning tothe refrigerator in hopes that something new will have materialized.
8. Rignition - n. The embarrassing action of trying to start one's car with the engine already running.
9. Sark - n. The marks left on one's ankle after wearing tube socks all day.
10. Turfigee and Pedigee - n. The two extreme target points of a rotary lawn sprinkler, TURFIGEE being the safest point at which to walk past, PEDIGEE being the most dangerous.
11. Tanumbum - n. The sorry side of the Christmas tree that gets placed toward the wall.
12. Wondracide - v. The act of mangling a piece of soft white bread with a pat of cold butter.